[room] Fwd: Just a light bulb joke...

[room] Fwd: Just a light bulb joke...

[Michael Shigorin]

----- Forwarded message from Peter Garrett <peter.garrett/optusnet.com.au> -----

Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2006 00:02:44 +1100
From: Peter Garrett <peter.garrett/optusnet.com.au>
To: sounder/lists.ubuntu.com
Subject: Just a light bulb joke...

I found this while cleaning up my home directory. It seems relevant to
most lists. No idea where I found it - it seems to have been lying
there unread for ages ;-)

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How many mailing list/ forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again.

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Peter

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 ---- WBR, Michael Shigorin <mike@altlinux.ru>
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Re: [room] Fwd: Just a light bulb joke...

[Michael Bykov]

On Mon, 6 Feb 2006 20:54:30 +0200
Michael Shigorin <mike@osdn.org.ua> wrote:

> ----- Forwarded message from Peter Garrett
> <peter.garrett/optusnet.com.au> -----
> 
> Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2006 00:02:44 +1100
> From: Peter Garrett <peter.garrett/optusnet.com.au>
> To: sounder/lists.ubuntu.com
> Subject: Just a light bulb joke...
> 
> I found this while cleaning up my home directory. It
> seems relevant to most lists. No idea where I found it -
> it seems to have been lying there unread for ages ;-)
> 
> ###############################################
> How many mailing list/ forum members does it takes to
> change a light bulb?
> 
> ###############################################
> 
> 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light
> bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of
> changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have
> been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers
> of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting
> section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
> 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
> changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers
> 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
> 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light
> bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
> 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the
> proper term is "lamp"
> 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and
> that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
> 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and
> to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
> 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all
> use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to
> this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light
> bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs,
> what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
> and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can
> see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the
> URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
> URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's
> that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs
> relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date,
> quote them in their entirety including all headers and
> signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that
> they will no longer post because they cannot handle the
> light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through
> this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google
> search on light bulbs before posting questions about
> light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original
> post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
> 
> ---
> Peter
> 
> ----- End forwarded message -----
> 
> -- 
>  ---- WBR, Michael Shigorin <mike@altlinux.ru>
>   ------ Linux.Kiev http://www.linux.kiev.ua/


Во, да-да, и я тоже

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