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From: Yaroslav Fedevych <jaroslaw@linux.org.ua>
To: "Культурный офтопик" <smoke-room@lists.altlinux.org>
Subject: [room] Пока вы тут спорите о религии
Date: Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:22:14 +0200
Message-ID: <20081118132214.GA1989@fly.osdn.org.ua> (raw)

Шалом,

обычно нигерийский спам, приходящий в мой ящик, аппелирует к христианским чувствам,
но сегодня мне пришел уникальный экземпляр: во моем лице ищут честного человека, 
которым, по мнению спамера, может быть только истинный мусульманин.

"My Dearest In Islam,                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                
May the love and mercy of Allah(SWT) Almighty be upon you and may he 
grant us high places in Al-junat Amin. I pray that this message of mine   
finds you in the best state of health.                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                
I need an honest person. I promise to tell you my good intentions if you
respond. And embark with you on a beneficial holy assignment.          
                                                                                                                                                
My story is based on this two Hadith.... 

"A Muslim who plants a tree or sows a field, from which people, birds
and animals can eat, is committing an act of charity."                    
                                                                                                                                                
"Do you know what is better than charity and fasting and prayer? It is
keeping peace and good relations between people, as quarrels and bad     
+feelings destroy humankind." Until I hear from you, I wait for your message.                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                
Jazakallahu Khayran.                                                                                                                            
Ma'salam.                                                                                                                                       
Your beautiful Sister in Islam"

Ога. Красивая. И скромная, значит.

Меня интересует, а что, по законам шариата, надлежит отрубать спамерам? Руки,
ноги, сетевые кабеля?

И еще интересно -- когда придет нигерспам с просьбой выразить сострадание, как
это сделал бы самый настоящий чукотский шаманист или член церкви Emacs?

-- 
X Windows: Making the world safe for competing window systems.



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