[mdk-re] Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

[mdk-re] Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

[DERIVATOR]

И это пишет заботливый американский папа.


http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147

8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker
operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos
Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program
called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government . These
programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems
to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's
stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a
notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as
"telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet
without using a telephone.
Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful,
you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and
if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it
completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your
computer repaired by a professional.
If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn
the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it,
you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them
fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be
removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

(JT) Re: [mdk-re] Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

[Alexandre Prokoudine]

Hello DERIVATOR,

Saturday, January 12, 2002, 12:41:46 PM, you wrote:

D> И это пишет заботливый американский папа.

Во-первых, это в (JT).

D> http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147

Во-вторых, не надо воспринимать это всерьёз. :)



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Re: [mdk-re] [JT] Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

[Michael Shigorin]

On Sat, Jan 12, 2002 at 10:41:46AM +0100, DERIVATOR wrote:
> И это пишет заботливый американский папа.
> http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147
Налицо вырождение.  Два миллиона леммингов...

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[mdk-re] Re: [JT] Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

[Alexander Bokovoy]

On Sat, Jan 12, 2002 at 05:20:47PM +0200, Michael Shigorin wrote:
> On Sat, Jan 12, 2002 at 10:41:46AM +0100, DERIVATOR wrote:
> > И это пишет заботливый американский папа.
> > http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147
> Налицо вырождение.  Два миллиона леммингов...
Налицо непонимание сути дела -- этот сайт славится своим здоровым чувством
юмора. :) Достаточно прочитать Mission Statement. 
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Re: [mdk-re] [JT] Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

[Michael Shigorin]

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On Sat, Jan 12, 2002 at 06:38:21PM +0200, Alexander Bokovoy wrote:
> > > http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147
> > Налицо вырождение.  Два миллиона леммингов...
> Налицо непонимание сути дела -- этот сайт славится своим здоровым чувством
> юмора. :) Достаточно прочитать Mission Statement. 
Да нет, я не поленился посмотреть несколько других комментариев
этого "папы", который "не умеет писать слово linux" -- как вам
такое:

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> If you were in possession of unbiased test results you would
> know that apache is extremely unstable under high traffic which
> is why high traffic sites prefer IIS. It holds up, while apache
> just crashes and burns.
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Неужто новые служащие MS, отдел пропаганды?

PS: а так -- ну разумеется ROTFL, как еще никогда 8-))

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